Shockin is highly caffeinated, Farrah tests the hereditary nature of cookies and farts and Cash is not going to wear a tutu. Farrah suggests buying a subscription to the app The Fabulous for a loved one this holiday season. This week’s rule, 5.13.2, explains when leaving the penalty box early is not a penalty. Our guests, The Harlot Pimpernel and Dread Hochuli from Roc City Roller Derby, join us and share their multi-league experiences. The song of the week, Merry Christmas From The Family by Jill Sobule, comes to us from somewhere. Blue two seven, done.